Magic Eight Ball in Access '97:
Create a new database, or open an existing database. Create a new macro that contains no commands. Save the macro with filename Magic Eight Ball. Close the macro. Drag the new macro to the toolbar to create an icon that resembles a "Magic Eight Ball" toy. Click on the icon to get a response similar to the real toy.

Programmer credits in Access '97:
Create a new database. Create a new table and save under the name Go Speed Racer Go. Then, select the "Help", and "About" options and double click the Right Mouse Button on the bitmap.