| Unlockable |
How to Unlock |
| Bebe |
Loose Cowboy Race without getting power-ups |
| Big Gay All |
Win the Lemonade Race |
| Cartaman Cop |
Hit Chicken Lover 5 times with during the Read A Book Day race |
| Damien |
Win the New Years Race |
| Death |
Win the Halloween Race and drop off four candles at a time |
| Grandpa |
Win the Halloween Race |
| Ike |
Get the power-up ontop of the airplane in the Memorial Day Race |
| Jesus |
Win the Christmas Race |
| Marvin |
Win the Thanksgiving Race while getting no turkeys |
| Mephesto |
Win the Independence Day Race |
| Mr. Jarrison |
Get all 4 checkpoints in the Ralley Days 2 race |
| Mr. Mackey |
Win the Spring Cleaning race |
| Satan |
Win the New Years Race |
| Mrs. Cartman |
Drop off all lemonades on Pink Lemonade Race without letting anyone else get to a checkpoint. |
| Ned |
Collect over twelve turbo pick ups in the Independence Day race |
| Pip |
Only activate checkpoints one and four on the Rally Days 2 race |
| Scuzzlebutt |
Find a Phillip Phart on the Easter Egg Hunt race. Then find the waterfall and Phart your way to the Golden Cow next to the waterfall. |
| Sheila Broflovski |
Collect the Pot Pie next to the building on the Easter Egg Hunt race. |
| Shelly |
Hit the three golden cows in the Valentines Day race. |
| Terrance and Phillip |
Collect the four hidden power-ups in the Christmas race. |
| Tweak |
Collect five caffeine pick-ups in the Spring Cleaning race. |
| Visitor |
Collect the hidden powerup above checkpoint one and the another power-up that is between check point four and the wood bridge in the Memorial Day race |
