| Unlockable |
How to Unlock |
| Snowman |
Beat Arcade Level "Damn Cold Out Here" |
| Nobby Peters |
Beat Arcade Level "Toy Soldiers" |
| Hans |
Beat Arcade Level "Freak Unique" |
| Nurse Sputum |
Beat Arcade Level "Missile Bunker" |
| Venus |
Beat Arcade Level "Bag Slag" |
| Deadwina |
Beat Arcade Level "I like the Dead People" |
| Booty Guard |
Beat Arcade Level "Zany Zeppeling" |
| Dozer |
Beat Arcade Level "Lip Up Fatty" |
| Neophyte Constance |
Beat Arcade Level "Freak Unique" |
| The Master |
Beat Arcade Level "Divine Immolation" |
| Leonid |
Beat Arcade Level "Commanding Will Kill You" |
| Captain Ed Shivers |
Beat Arcade Level "Pirate Gold" |
| Fergal Stack |
Beat Arcade Level "Virtual Brutality" |
| Prometheus SK/8 |
Beat Arcade Level "Virtual Brutality" |
| Koozer Mox |
Beat Arcade Level "A Pox Of Mox" with at least a bronze medal. |
| Leo Krupps |
Beat Arcade Level "Rumble in the Jungle" |
| Jacque de la Morte |
Beat Arcade Level "Vamping in Venice" |
| Vlad the Installer |
Beat Arcade Level "Big Game Hunt" |
| Candi Skyler |
Complete League Challenge "Screw Loose" with a Bronze or higher |
| The General |
Complete Story Level "Time to Split" on easy or higher |
| Ghengis Kant |
Complete Story Level "Machine Wars" on Easy or higher |
| Gilbert Gastric |
Complete challenge "The Cat’s Pajamas" with a Bronze or higher |
| GOLIATH SD/9 |
Complete story level "Something to Crow About" on Easy or higher |
| Gaston Boucher |
Complete story level "Mansion of Madness" on normal or higher |
| Swinging Tipper |
Complete story level "The Russian Connection" on easy or higher |
| Goddard |
Beat Cut-Out Shoot-Out Challenge, "Come Hell or High Water" |
| Badass Cyborg |
Beat Cut-Out Shoot-Out Challenge "Balls of Steel" |
| Cardboard Characters |
Beat Cut-Out Shoot-Out Challenge, "Hart Attack" |
| Viola |
Beat Cut-Out Shoot-Out Challenge, "Hart Attack" |
| Rotating Heads |
Beat Behead the Undead Challenge, "Brain Drain" |
| Aztec Warrior |
Beat Super Smashing Great Challenge, "Avec Le Brique" |
| Brains |
Beat Behead the Undead Challenge, "Brain Drain" |
| Carrion Carcass |
Beat Behead the Undead Challenge, "Rare or Well Done?" |
| Tin-Legs Tommy |
Beat Behead the Undead Challenge, "Boxing Clever" |
| Brick Weapon |
Beat Super Smashing Great Challenge, "Queen of Hearts" |
| Paintball Cheat |
Beat Super Smashing Great Challenge, "Absolutely Potty" |
| Oleg |
Beat the TSUG: Timesplitters Underground challenge with a bronze or higher. |
| Mr. Socky |
Complete 'Sock It To Them' with a bronze or better |
| Berseker Splitter |
Finish "The Hooded Man" under Easy difficulty or higher |
| Unlockable |
How to Unlock |
| Divine Immolation's Platinum Medal: Amatuer Aracade - One Gun Fun |
Get 1st Place and at least 22 kills before time runs out |
| Vamping in Venice Platinum- Amatuer, On The Take |
Kill all within 2 minutes |
| Pirates Gold Platinum-Amatuer-On The Take |
Get 12 coins in under 2 minutes |
| Virtual Brutality PLatinum-Amatuer-On The Take |
Complete all tasks in under 2 and a half minutes |
| Commuting Will Kill You Platinum-Amatuer-Nightstick |
Kill all within 2:20 |
| Toy Soldiers Platinum-Amatuer-Nightstick |
At least 34 kills and 1st |
| Dam Cold Out Here Platinum-Amatuer-Nightstick |
Get 41 points in 2 minutes 45 seconds or less |
| Rockets 101 Platinum-Amatuer- One Gun Fun |
Get at least 23 kill and 1st |
| Big Game Hunt Platinum-Amatuer- One Gun Fun |
Get at least 45 kills |
| A Pox of Mox Platinum-Honorary-Dead Weight |
Get 36 points in 2:30 or less |
| Freak Unique Platinum- Honorary-Dead Weight |
Get 30 kills in 2:45 or less |
| Outbreak Hotel Platinum-Honorary-Fever Pitch |
Stay Alive for 3 minutes |
| Missile Bunker-Honorary-Fever Pitch |
Don't get touched at all. |
| Bag Slag Platinum-Honorary-Fever Pitch |
Hold the bag for 3:15 or more |
| I Like Dead People Platinum-Honorary-Mode Madness |
Get 44 kills or more before the time runs out |
| Zany Zepplin Platinum-Honorary-Mode Madness |
Get 30 kills before the time runs out |
| Lip Up Fatty Platinum-Honorary-Mode Madness |
Complete all goals in 3:30 or less |
| Screw Loose Platinum-Elite-Smash'N Grab |
Get 25 points in 2:30 or less |
| Oh Shoal-O-Mio Platinum- Elite-Smash'N Grab |
40 kills in under 2 minutes |
| Front Loaded Platinum-Elite-Group Therapy |
10 kills in under 1:30 |
| Old Blaggers Platinum-Elite-Group Therapy |
Score 5 times |
| Sock It To 'Em-Elite-Retro Chique |
Complete all goals in under a minute |
| Astro Jocks Platinum-Amatuer-Smash 'N Grab |
Kill all in 2 minutes or less |
